{
\"code\": 200,
\"title\": \"\",
\"content\": \"When you take a long time, you're slow.\\n\\nWhen your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.\\n\\nWhen you don't do it, you're lazy.\\n\\nWhen your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.\\n\\nWhen you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢貨).\\n\\nWhen your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.\\n\\nWhen doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越權限）.\\n\\nWhen your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(創造性).\\n\\nWhen you take a stand（表態）, you're being bull-headed（固執）.\\n\\nWhen your boss does it, he's being firm.\\n\\nWhen you overlooked(忽略) a rule of etiquette(禮貌), you're being rude.\\n\\nWhen your boss skips(略過) a few rules, he's being original(獨創的).\\n\\nWhen you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍馬屁).\\n\\nWhen your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).\\n\\nWhen you're out of the office, you're wandering around.\\n\\nWhen your boss is out of the office, he's on business.\\n\\nWhen you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum(耍酒瘋者).\\n\\nWhen your boss does the same, he appreciated(欣賞) women.\\n\\nWhen you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.\\n\\nWhen your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.\\n\\nWhen you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.\\n\\nWhen your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.\\n\\n\"
}